Sorry this is a lazy re-skin of this game and there is no mobile version.

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 Universe: 0 / Sim Level: 0
total Bantus produced

Bantus: 0



Breeding

Next Upgrade at: 0 Lekking Grounds

Bantus per Second: 0
Unused Bantus: 0

0

0

Cost: 0 bantus

Food: 0 kg of food
Lekking Grounds: 0

Food Production

Next Upgrade at: 0 Mexicans

Possible Chickens: 0 chx
(0 chx per sec)
Actual Chickens: 0 chx
(0 chx per sec)
Food: 0 kg
(0 kg per sec)

0

0

Cost: 0 Bantus

0

0

Cost: 0 Bantus

Chicken Farmers: 0
Fry Cooks: 0

Space Exploration

0% of universe explored


Cost: 0 Bantus

Launched: 0
Descendents: 0

Lost to Tricknology: (0)
Lost to Oppression: (0)
Lost in combat: (0)

Total: 0

Drifters Killed: 0
Drifters: 0
Business

Available Funds: $ 0
Avg. Rev. per sec: $ 0
Avg. Bantus Sold per sec: 0
Unsold Inventory: 0
Price per Bantu: $ .25
Public Demand: 10%

Level: 1
Cost: $ 100.00

Breeding

Bantus per Second: 0

ON
1000 kg
Cost: $ 20

0

Cost: $ 5.00

0

Cost: $ 500

Biocapital

Compliance: 2
+1 Compliance at: 1000 Bantus

Concessions to Reality: 0
1

1


Productivity: 0 / 1,000
Wokeness: 0

Judeo-Latin Theorizing
Mexicans: 0
Status: x
Next concession in 17 seconds

Cost: 0 MWs

Cost: 0 MWs

Cost: 0 creat

Cost: 0 MWs

Cost: 5,000 lgbtq
Work
Think
Pilpul Dialectics

 
Projects

Grievance Studies



Cash: $0
Stocks: $0
Total: $0

School Staff. Endowment Total P/L
         
         
         
         
         
Level: 0

Cost: 100 LGBTQ

Oppression Olympics

Choose a sexuality, whine about being oppressed, gain lgbtq

 
 
 
  Move A Move B
Move A 0,0 0,0
Move B 0,0 0,0
   
   
   
   

LGBTQ: 0

ON

Cost: 1,000 prod

Combat

Drifter Attack 1


VICTORY

+200 black power



Scale = 1:1

Black Power: 0

Tricknology
Bantu Fecundity: 0%

Consumption: 0 Tricks

Lekking Grounds: 0 Tricks
Mexicans: 0 Tricks


Production: 0 Tricks

0

0

Cost: 0 Bantus

Storage: 0 / 0 Tricks

0

0

Cost: 0 Bantus

Space Hotep Design
Trust: 0 / 0 (0 Max)

Modifies rate of exploration Speed: 0

Rate at which hoteps gain access to new matter Exploration: 0

Rate at which hoteps generate more hoteps (each new probe costs 100 quadrillion Bantus) Self-Replication: 0

Ability to realize real lies and defend against tricknology Real Eyes: 0

Rate at which hoteps build lekking grounds (each new lekking ground costs 100 million Bantus) Lekking Ground Production: 0

Rate at which hoteps create Chicken Farmers (each new farmer costs 2 million bantus) Chicken Farmer Production: 0

Rate at which hoteps create Fry Cooks (each new Cook costs 2 million Bantus) Fry Cook Production: 0

Determines offensive and defensive effectiveness in battle Combat: 0


Cost: 0 lgbtq


Cost: 91,117.99 black power